Category Archives: Horace Drew

Staggering Hypocrisy [mc]

One would think that after the smacking he receives every season (literally so last year) Matt Williams would have gotten the point by now, but every spring the guy pops back up like a whack-a-mole. Making the same arguments which have been proven to be bullshit, and utterly oblivious to the fact that much of the croppie scene considers him a bollocks-talking troublemaker who has brought nothing but destruction to a subject they hold dear.

He seems to have moved away from talk of any Wiltshire boycotts this time round – perhaps even he’s having difficulty putting a pro-Matt spin on the fact that every single UK circle so far this year has been in Wilts. He’s also shut up about Monique Klinkenbergh and the “circles being cut is all her fault” lie he’s been spouting for the last three years, having finally admitted late last season and by-the-by that it wasn’t true. Is he going to apologise to Monique? No. Why? Because – in his words – “she’s a cunt”.

So what’s got him in a lather now? Circles he considers wonky. Same old. Matt, no one cares. What’s more, you don’t care either.

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Why do I say that? Because, Matt, if you really cared, you’d have posted a similar YouTube video and RACCF criticism regarding that piece-of-crap bird circle from last July, instead of heaping praise upon it as you did (see my post Flippin’ The Bird). These circles get ripped apart for alleged imprecision, whereas your mates can bang out any old shite and get patted on the back for it. It’s got nothing to do with wonky circles. It’s because these two 2016 circles weren’t reported to you. Because you don’t know who made them. Because you imagine them the work of people you’ve fallen out with. Because, Matt, as ever you’re more transparent than a window.

Even the Connector can’t help themselves this time round, as exhibited by their latest and breathtakingly hypocritical post:

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I’m guessing the ‘RC’ initial here is Red Collie. It’d be too much to expect the Connector admins to actually put something together themselves instead of merely posting things other people send them. Collie, you do know that most of the other circles which the Connector gets the exclusive on are made by Matt’s mates and reported directly to him so he can photograph them, don’t you?

Miles Challett

Hold On A Minute… # 3

Back in the day when Crop Circle Nirvana was a website rather than a blog, we had a feature named ‘Hold On A Minute’, featuring some of our favourite ‘you what, mate? What in hell’s name are you on about!?’ cerealogical moments. You can read the original posts here and here. Though it sometimes seems as if our whole blog has turned into a ‘you what?’ catalogue, we’ve decided to resurrect the feature. Here are a few things that have caught our eye recently. The first is courtesy of Red Collie, aka Horace Drew, the second from Randell Sarneel. If anybody can explain what in sweet baby Jeez’ name either of these two gentlemen is on about, we’d be grateful.
 

 

“Are Crop Circles Time Travellers’ Forewarnings of Disasters?”

Probably not, but that hasn’t stopped Your News Wire from running a lengthy article on the notion, focussing in particular on the circle at Gussage st Andrew, Dorset, 13 August 2014. It’s a theory argued previously by Red Collie, though curiously Collie isn’t mentioned here (albeit the article does at times read like it was written by him). Article here; screen captures below.

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